The dream started with me at a college campus, I was doing a side missions with a bunch of weird misfits for some reason, that entire part of the dream was entirely disjointed and chaotic much like Max0r’s editing, so I don’t remember much. I do remember complaining about college towns, though I do not know what I said in specific. After that encounter I went home just as a carnival was beginning, it was dusk by that time. People started getting hurt in mass numbers because of how out of control it got. There was fire outside of my house even though I don’t know what could have been burning. Maybe the carnival turned into a riot, or maybe it was the Purge, I wasn’t too concerned.

(“Kaiju is the parasocial pal, he’s a big ass gold leviathan)

Anyways, Kaiju called me because he had been shot by someone. I sped over to his house, which was only around the corner from my home; when I walked in I saw a wounded, 9 foot long yellow python, I didn’t question that was him for a second. I wrapped him in shrink wrap to cover his wounds before I moved him to a vehicle to rush to medical assistance. He had me press a button on his belly, it was obnoxiously big and red, he said it would stabilize him until he got to the doctor. At first I didn’t know whether to go to a doctor or a veterinarian; in his weakened, dying state kaiju didn’t know either, he just said to pick which ever. 

I couldn’t find a hospital in this weird ass small town that had a shit load of traffic, so I went to find a vet. I got sidetracked by reminiscing about the side missions at the fucked up version of a Michigan university, and my complaints about college towns. After a montage of the montage I remembered kaiju was shot and dying, so I started paying attention to the road; I drove to a small-exterior-but-impossibly-large-interior cafe in hopes someone could lead me to a fucking vet. I guess that cafe was attached to a hospital because I filled out paper work for Kaiju. Service was denied without explanation. 

As I was about to leave in failure, I learned of a discord server that you could fill information out on and a vet will rapidly take your case; no one told me but I saw some lady using the server on her phone. As I went to fill out the form in the server the option to autofill was available, so I did that. That’s when I realized I had put “leviathan” down in the hospital medical information form, I chuckled to myself because I didn’t notice I did that earlier. (Why did they have those forms? That’s a HIPPA violation isn’t it?) In literally seconds I got a response and an address to a veterinarian clinic. 

I drove there, but I had to go through a stuffed toy cat obstacle course, there was a Snoop Dogg song playing over the PA system, I’m pretty sure the song was fake because he said ‘meow’ a lot. I also think Snoop was there and this was HIS obstacle course. Feeling the pressure, I started cheating through the course like Chell did in Portal, just going behind walls so I could get out and get to the goddamn vet. I eventually got out and realized there was an escalator by the McDonald’s plaza, it lead to the busy travel center I parked the suv at, Kaiju was still in the car wrapped in shrink wrap. After I grabbed him I went back down the escalator to find the clinic, I began feeling desperate because i could not find it. I clicked on the address and opened it in google maps and it said the building was right above me. 

I then went back up the escalator ands saw the clinic, I had done the Snoop Dogg’s obstacle course for nothing. I took Kaiju in, not going to lie, thought he’d be dead by this point; I picked him up at like 11:30 pm, it was like 3pm by the time we got there.  But he was alive in fact. The button that was on his belly actually saved his life, I thought.

As I waited in the lobby the news started playing on the tv, a story talking about a break-in and shooting was being told. The house was Kaiju’s, except it was more dire looking that I remember. Kaiju’s human called in the shooting after I took him to get medical assistance, apparently there was an altercation about money and drugs. Kaiju’s human was also eligible for the hit show My 600 pound life. (I have no ill feelings towards Kaiju, I don’t know why this happened in the dream, my b Kaiju :[ )

Turns out Kaiju was shot with an airsoft gun, just a shitty weak one you cock by hand, it didn’t even break the skin. I called him a fucking idiot when he rolled into the lobby in a wheelchair.

I then woke up suddenly in a sweat. It’s 5:39 am and I have one eye open trying to recant all of this while making a bunch of spelling mistakes. I’ll fix it when i actually wake up. (I am very tired now but i fixed most of the mistakes lmao)